i need to invent a transporter system for groceries, connected to an automated online ordering system. it's easy to imagine how this would work.

you go to the factory's website and you checkmark off what you want. that order will get downloaded into a robot, which will collect the order and bring it to the transporter. the robot pushes a button and the food then appears in your kitchen.

i mean, walking is healthy and blahblahblah but all this wonderful choice we get in our capitalist economy can be hard on the feet, especially if you're looking for tomatoes. it's really bizarre that i can live 50 miles from one of the biggest tomato producing regions on the continent and have to go to four stores to exercise my freedom to choose tomatoes that aren't bruised and moldy. i was on my feet for five hours today...

damn, this song makes me want to yell and scream and twist and shout at the top of my lungs and boogie and writhe around like a hyperactive four year old....walking down the street with it in the headphones, it's always hard to control myself...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6Rf7C8Kd8

absolute success - and i've learned two frequent destinations are relatively safe to walk to. nothing is completely safe. it turns out trinosophes is purely a coffee shop, so i'll be awake until some time next week. review shortly...